One Two Buckle My Shoe
One,
two,
Buckle
my shoe;
Three,
four,
Open
the door;
Five,
six,
Pickup
sticks;
Seven,
eight,
Lay
them straight:
Nine,
ten,
A
big, fat hen
This
used to be one of the first poems our parents taught us when we were kids. As
we grew up we, especially today’s generation, got a new version of the same
poem, the one with warnings.
One
Two
Come
Straight home mom had said but for the first time ever Baloo was crossing the abandoned
haveli after the seventh hour of the day. Temptation held his hand, took him
through cobwebs’ curtains into the stale beauty.“Baloo!” he heard someone,
shouted to reply. All he heard was whisper of air. His voice - Gone.
Three
Four
‘I
have to close the backdoor, remind me later bro’, Charlene said. Parents were out
of town. Forgetful, both of them, watched TV and slept as night peaked until a
devilish laugh was heard They rushed down to find their cat dead. Limbs and blood - a trail to
the open backdoor, to a Bloodied joker-box.
Five
Six
‘I’m
faster.’ ‘No I am’ the two joyful lads whistled as they rode their bikes
against the air. Merriment played a truant and they didn’t see the round
marbles spread ahead. One fell and the other tumbled over. Arms broken, forced
to hear Humpty Dumpty recited by the girl they had crush on. Hearts crushed.
Seven
Eight
White
walls of a strong fort. The guards in blue and red marching the length. Oblivious
to the lurking darkness. The time has come. The devils crawl in and fight. The war
is lost, fort has fallen, holes drilled and walls cracked. Kitty wakes up with
a shriek. She forgot to brush her teeth tonight.
Nine
Ten
Swimming in the Pacific she saw the
ring of fire. Asia is the largest continent, its spread she just admired. She saw
the Ayers Rock with the Aborigines and played with Mayans in Peru. “Time’s up,
stop writing”, she woke up with a startle. Written just one question, why didn’t
I sleep at ten!
Thus we have the new poem
One,
two
Come straight to home
Three, four
Close the door
Five, six
No bicycle race
Seven, eight
Brush your teeth every night
Nine, ten
Sleep at ten
Even
after we leave our teenage behind the poem doesn’t abandon us, it haunts us
with new lyrics and new sets of warnings.
“Darling
what do you want me to get for you from the mall.”
“You
driving now? Keep the phone and get some vegetables, we are running low on them.”
“Don’t
worry; you do know I’m awesome, and best at talking and driving right?”
Bam!
He
didn’t get the vegetables, nor did he talk ever.
Three
Four
1,
2, 3 pegs down, Arvind drank because he needed courage to ask her out. He would
do it today, now. He went over. Ly..le..lia..lim..Laika. Arjun held him before
he fell. “Laika I will be dropping him home would you like to come too?” He
slept while Arjun and Laika stared lovingly at each other.
Five
Six
Pyre
purified his soul. But the fire wondered where had his lungs gone? It searched
the whole body over and over again, while consuming the rest. But alas found
only ashes of what it really desired, ashes it couldn’t burn again. It had
consumed the lungs over a long period through its devilish weapon Cigarettes.
Seven
Eight
Watching
Grey’s Anatomy, relishing the love confessions of two doctors. Driving to a
beautiful Bed and Breakfast, one asking the other to marry her, purity of love!
Both staring at each other, one with love, the other with wonder. Bam! They hit
a truck. I make a mental note, while driving look straight. Lesson learnt.
Nine
Ten
'Spot fixing, Sreeshant caught, shame to the game'. News flooded the idiot box.Bookies
played the dirty game. Denial and confession played along while more players of
the dirty hole were caught. IPL ended Mumbai take the fame, tainted desire
forced him into this hell. Wish I had understood life is not a game, Sreeshant sulked.
And
so we have the poem for the youth.
One, two
No driving and cell phone
Three, four
Don’t be the drinks troll
Five, six
Quit usage of cigs
Seven, eight
While driving look straight
Nine, ten
Life is not a game.
Ignoring
warnings never plays out well. Pay heed to what people say, cause like we all
know prevention is better than cure and warnings lead to prevention, who knows
we might end up somewhere with no cure!
P.S. - Written for the Colgate Moral of the story is contest organised by My Healthy Speak Blog and Indiblogger
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